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I note with interest your coverage of new "e-degrees" and two-year degrees. But here at the University of Bums on Seats, we have been offering e-degrees for many months. Also, as these degrees may be issued before commencement of study they are, in effect, zero-year degrees. Our online prospectus is at cynicalbastards.com/ubs/ Alan Dubious. Vice-chancellor. University of Bums on Seats.